Now watch Dean Martin and Foster Brooks in the drunk pilot sketch...

And finally an airport chat-up joke.

 A guy is sitting in the bar in the departure lounge of a busy airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits at the table next to him. She's wearing a uniform which indicates she's probably an off-duty flight attendant. The man decides to try picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for. This, he's convinced, will  impress her greatly.
He leans across to her and drawls the Delta Airlines motto: 'We love to fly and it shows'.
The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and has another think.
Leaning forward again he trys the Air France motto: 'Winning the hearts of the world'.
She continues to stare blankly.
Undeterred he has another go, this time trotting out the Malaysian Airlines motto: 'Going beyond expectations'.
The woman frowns angrily and snaps, 'What the f*** do you want?'

'Ah!' the man exclaims with a knowing smile. 'Ryanair.'