What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast?  Surreal.


Who is the famous barnyard painter? Pablo Pigcasso.


Why did the artist apply for a loan? He was baroque.


What is an artist baby’s first word?  Dada.


What do artists spice their food with? Cezannings.


OK, OK   …   last one.







The Price of Gas in France.

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, then made haste to his waiting van.

However, he was quicklycaptured only two blocks away whenhis van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind a perfect crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied,

'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.’









I had no Monet   ...




















to buy Degas   ...




to make the Van Gogh.'



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