A Jewish man walked into the Lingerie Department of Macy's in New York. He tells the saleslady, 'I would like a Jewish bra for my wife, size 32A.'

With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, 'What kind of bra?'

He repeated, 'A Jewish bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a Jewish bra and that you would know what she wanted.'

'Ah, now I remember,' said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Most of our customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra."

Confused and a little flustered, the man asked, 'So, what are the differences?'

The saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple. The Catholic bra supports the masses. The Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright.'

The man mused on that information for a moment, then said: 'I'll probably regret asking this, but what does the Jewish bra do?'

'Ah,' she replied with a smile, 'the Jewish bra makes mountains out of molehills.' 

Submitted by Clea

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