
How can you tell this table is being sold on Ebay by a man?
Hint - look in the mirror!
Straight talking from nonogenerian Marie Rudisill, aunt of writer Truman Capote, also known as the Fruitcake Lady.
'I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold'.
Gregory, age 5
'Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos any more. I forget why, but scientists are working on it'.
Olive, age 9
'It's not easy to become an angel. First, you die. Then you go to heaven; then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes.'
Matthew, age 9
A couple of thieves stole a public toilet in the Belarus city of Gomel with a man still locked inside.
The thieves reportedly loaded the portable toilet on the back of a tractor trailer, acting as if they were supposed to do that so passers-by wouldn't suspect anything and call the police.
Bike sex man placed on probation
A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.