In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, with green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream and Magnums. And Satan said, 'You want hot fudge with that?' And Man said, 'Yes!' And Woman said, 'I'll have one too with chocolate chips.' And lo, they gained 10 pounds...

Dear Peter,

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual.

I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I arrived  I got the shock of my life. He was in the bedroom with the lady next door making mad, passionate love to her.

'If there is no self
Whose arthritis is this?' 

When two major world religions meet, can the result be anything other than an overflow of, erm, wisdom?

Sally was driving alone through Arizona. It was a long and monotonous journey...