Welcome to the ezine produced by SGI Buddhists that prompts the positive, kindles the constructive, highlights the hopeful and leaves you feeling - well, up!
Published on Sunday, 27 July 2008 19:00 | | 
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The relationship between politics and economics is easy to understand if you've been brought up on a dairy-farm...
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows - you give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows - the State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM
You have 2 cows - the State takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM
You have 2 cows - the State takes both and shoots you.
Published on Sunday, 27 July 2008 19:00 | |
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Now reground yourself with a bit of economics in Funny Stuff...
Published on Sunday, 20 July 2008 19:00 | | |
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Do not walk behind me for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just **** off and leave me alone.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre.
Sex is like air. It only becomes important when you aren't getting any.
Published on Sunday, 13 July 2008 19:00 | |
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A Jewish man walked into the Lingerie Department of Macy's in New York. He tells the saleslady, 'I would like a Jewish bra for my wife, size 32A.'
With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, 'What kind of bra?'
He repeated, 'A Jewish bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a Jewish bra and that you would know what she wanted.'
Published on Sunday, 13 July 2008 19:00 | |
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It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read - but don't cheat by reading the bottom first.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. It has to be more than once but less than 10.
2. Multiply this number by 2.
3. Add 5.
4. Multiply it by 50.
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758. If you haven't, add 1757.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number.
Conclusion
The first digit of this was your original number - how many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.
The next two numbers are YOUR AGE!
And 2008 is the only year it will ever work, so spread it around.
Published on Sunday, 06 July 2008 19:00 | | |
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Start with a cage containing five apes...
In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the apes with cold water.